Health and safety with food

As you will learn to realise, I hate health and safety. That's why there's a label just for it. Privelidged or what?

This episode will focus on the stupid little labels they contaminate our food with.

After all, who would have guessed that someone allergic to celery could have an allergic reaction if they ate a packet of celery? Huh?

No. Seriously.

On an online food ordering website, one of the supermarkets, I was in the process of reading the product description, as one does, and I came accross this: [bear in mind that this is a paket of celery] "WARNING! Do not consume if you are allergic to celery."

I'm sorry, but if someone was THAT stupid, I think they would probably have already died by now.

Give me a hand!!

Guys, I could really do with a hand here - spread the word of this blog to your friends, and get the views up!! Thanks!

Hiya!

Woooo, someone from India is reading my blog!! =D

Government will always lose

Yup, I live in the united kingdom. Yup, we have a coalition government. Yup, I know the last lot were pretty bad. Yup, I know that this lot will end up being just as bad.

You see, the government will always lose. Even if they decide to turn it into a pinky-and-perky showcase.

If they lower tax for the poor, the rich will be alienated, and go away. If they lower tax for the rich, the miners will come out on strike, and we'll all realise how many mines margaret thature turned into empty pits.

If they end the recession, Gordon will be able to come out and say how well he'd safeguarded our monetary resources (or some other non-meaning sentence of worth).

Of they give in to the inevitable two tailed recession, Gordon will be able to come out and say how right he'd been about the 'double-dip recession'.

Which is why you should vote me in.

Ok?

Games?

Just to let you guys know that at some point I'm going to try adding a couple of games I've made on a 'Games' page. Any ideas? Let me know.

Why is apple perfect?

Ok, so I'm wrong again.

A while back, apples ipad was released, and I must admit that I was with the critics saying that it was simply an oversized iPod touch. I was right.

Until I tried it.

Well, I still am to some extent. It is simply a larger iPod touch. The feeling is of a new kind of machine - one only recently know to man.

Basically, it's pretty good.

I need two.

Allergic to nuts? Don't eat.

It often occurrs to me how grateful I ought to be that I am not allergic to any food type. I looked on the back of a seemingly harmless, if moreish, tub of crab paste, and encountered this gibberish:

"Recipe: No nuts. Factory: No nuts. Ingredients: Cannot guarentee nut free."

I ask you. How on earth do you srvive if you have a serious nut allergy? As far as I can see, the only way the minced crab I was eating somehow contained a nut is if it ate one while scrabling around on the sea floor.

Another example of health and safety [and being afraid of getting sued] gone mad.