Well, we really are lost

On the way to school this morning, I saw a highway maintenance van take a right-hand turn down a side street.

30 seconds later, I saw it reverse back out again at high speed again. It then proceeded to speed up to a traffic warden, and stop.

Intregued, I did a Sherlock Holmes, and pretended that my school had miraculously teleported itself to the end of that road.

In other words, I went and had an earwig. They were asking for directions!

We know that there's something wrong with our road system the minute a highway maintenance van asks you where the nearest depot is.