My aim is simple. Life is just not fun enough. I have therefore embarked on the arduous task of making your life more fun. Be thankful - its hard work for me.

Jokes

Here is a list of jokes. I have no idea as to the copyright, I have heard them from friends.

Enjoy!


  • I decided to make yachts in my attic.
    • Sales are going through the roof!
  • I'm making glass coffins
    • remains to be seen!
  • Who's nearer - Florida or the moon?
    • The moon, silly, I can see it from here!
  • Why don't penguins fly?
    • Because they're a chocolate biscuit!