Government will always lose

Yup, I live in the united kingdom. Yup, we have a coalition government. Yup, I know the last lot were pretty bad. Yup, I know that this lot will end up being just as bad.

You see, the government will always lose. Even if they decide to turn it into a pinky-and-perky showcase.

If they lower tax for the poor, the rich will be alienated, and go away. If they lower tax for the rich, the miners will come out on strike, and we'll all realise how many mines margaret thature turned into empty pits.

If they end the recession, Gordon will be able to come out and say how well he'd safeguarded our monetary resources (or some other non-meaning sentence of worth).

Of they give in to the inevitable two tailed recession, Gordon will be able to come out and say how right he'd been about the 'double-dip recession'.

Which is why you should vote me in.

Ok?